how i met your tumblr

tastefullyoffensive:

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initiala:

A little girl in my 4th grade class came up to me after recess and said, “I got married at recess!” and I said “Oh? I didn’t know anyone was ordained under the age of twelve.” and she asked me what ordained meant and I explained and then she said “Oh, well, no, my wife and I were married by the slide, but we’ll be happy together anyway.”

So apparently on school playgrounds, slides are already legalizing same-sex marriage.

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sendificator:

will let u go with a warning if u give him biscuits 

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unicornvamp3z:

oliv-ia-branch:

unicornvamp3z:

unicornvamp3z:

-whispers into the night-

sometimes i wonder if i’m really a hufflepuff

like, really tho, am i too nice to be a ravenclaw? am i more motivated by my desire for people to like me, or to be perceived as intelligent? 

I mean that just solidifies my opinion that I’m a Ravenclaw.

:D there has never been any doubt in my mind that you’re a ravenclaw. i’m just gonna start calling myself a “ravenpuff”

guys go to bed

this-is-somewhere:

This. This right here. 

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theniamsextapes:

mollyiswideawake:

Is “Bitch I might be” tumblr’s thing of the week then

bitch it might be

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sodamnrelatable:

omg my mom just came into my room and told me that I’m spending too much time on the internet so she told me “I’m sorry I have to do this but its for your own good…” and then she proceeded to delete the internet explorer icon from my desktop I’m laughing so hard I’m gonna pee myself omfg 

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idiotsonfb:

nerd humor.

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